Lately you can't swing a dead "I Can Haz Cheezburger" cat on the internet without hitting a "Favorite X of each state" map of the US. Favorite musical act (as an aside, I believe that the version I saw had someone or something called "Young Jeezy" as the favorite musical act in Michigan. The obvious response to which is obviously "you're an idiot."), favorite movie, TV shows set in each state, blah blah blah. Today Slate has a "United Steaks of America" map.
So, in that spirit, I present the "Favorite State Names of the US" map.
There. Now can we please shut the hell up about it?